Friday, March 20, 2009


A haiku:

Throw-up in your hair
Vomit on the walls and floor
Nervous break-down soon?

I am so done with sickness.

Heard from G-Dog yesterday after a violent round of ralphing:

"I wish I was another guy who never frowed up, mommy."

Heard from MayDay yesterday morning, at my mom's house, before we went to get the doughnuts I'd promised him:

"Mommy, dis," waving hand in the air, " is NOT de donut shop."

That's all I got. I promise I'll be back soon.


  1. I hope you and your brood
    Get better and get rid of the flu

  2. I'm so sorry about all the sickness ... and you thought poop on the bathroom rug was gross ... little did you know then, ha?

    Hopefully by now ... things are better ...

    I'm afraid to ask.

  3. What you got is just fine, beb.

    Now go eat a doughnut.

  4. Just wanted to drop in and say, there is life after puke. And I really, really wish *I* was in North Carolina right now because I miss it, and reading it in your profile made me nostalgic. Sigh.

  5. Yuk. I don't envy you one bit!

  6. I think I love MayDay!

    Sorry ya'll are puking. Feel better soon!

  7. Boy, can I relate.
    Barfy kids are mis'rable.
    Better days ahead!

    A haiku of encouragement!

  8. I think that will become my new theme. Whenever I'm just not feelin it, I'll wave my hand in the air and declare, " NOT de donut shop!"

  9. LOLOL! This was awesome! And um, yeah... I've just been there done that X 6 grr... no comment. Jenni

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